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Sushi Demotivational Poster

Fresh Sushi -

BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.

TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
I love this one

AN ACKBAR MOMENT: - Mothma: Waiter, I'll have the Calimari. Ackbar: Oh, well I'll have the insensitive bitch; with a side of F You!

TAGS: sushi ackbar star wars
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Chron139

Chron139 - July 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Im not rippin them off...i thought it was a great sketch and that there should be a poster for it.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ya think so? Huh? Screw Youssical!
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 11:42 pm
Are you kidding robot chicken rules! Ripping off their jokes isnt even so bad, but word for word?
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 11:41 pm
I didn't think anyone else would catch that!
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 11:36 pm
Robot Chicken did it first! 1 lion

HUNTING - When Sushi Just Don't Cut It.

TAGS: hunting sushi
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Chuck Reed

Rig - April 10, 2009, 3:33 pm
Dude, it says Hunting, When Sushi Just Don't Cut It. The lettering just sucks.
LogicDude - December 12, 2008, 5:56 pm
"Hunting is the effective murder of animals"....I'm gonna go eat some murdered Bambi. Bye.
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:32 pm
Could have been good, but since "hunting" isn't funny. DIE. Hunting is the effective murder of animals. at least show the respect of making a FUNNY(look up dictionary definition).
Sean - August 12, 2008, 11:40 pm
I'd like to nominate this one as one of the worst posters on this site. This is even worse than the guy with the iguanna on his head. You know the one.
Roamer - August 10, 2008, 12:26 am
Thats not very demotivational. It's more like a visual statement. Go to Moti-Statement.com to post this crap.
Sean - May 9, 2008, 11:12 am
better? - May 9, 2008, 4:44 am
Since the author didn't know how to create a poster properly, allow me to help... HUNTING: Surprise Necrophilial-Bestial-Homosexual Buttsekz!



TAGS: nuclear fukushima accident meltdown sushi
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

Nagard - May 12, 2011, 1:03 pm
I think I got my humor from my grandfather... This is pure evil and I still think it's funny :D

SUSHI - Got A Snack Cracker

TAGS: fish sushi
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Chuck Reed

Roamer - March 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
Woah! I'm no fish expert, but isn't that a huge catfish?
giganot - March 22, 2008, 7:25 pm


TAGS: sushi culture opportunity
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

gufbal - October 3, 2010, 8:12 pm
Who drinks red wine when eating asian? 5L that comment deserves 5L!
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:28 pm
Who drinks red wine when eating asian? 5L
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:23 am
They should of removed all those knives first before the hubby came home!

INTRODUCING YOUR KIDS TO SUSHI - Get them used to the shapes... ...Because Octopus has an acquired taste

TAGS: sushi
Rating: 3.62/5

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TAGS: sushi first dates
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

forseti - September 25, 2010, 6:57 am
You guys are really really bad people! It was only one time, I was drunk and the room was pretty dark. They even call it dark room...
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 6:00 pm
forseti, they usually become bi after they become your ex
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 3:53 pm
Moo, rofl
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2010, 8:25 am
I'm sure one of the guys you've dated liked chicks as well........JK!
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:19 am
Where can I get a bi Ex??
hootizz - September 24, 2010, 1:59 am
This is BRILLIANT..!! a keeper for sure...
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 11:57 pm
Excellent akbar. 5L
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 11:34 pm
Game on indeed! 5L!

vegan Joke #5 -

WANT THIS SUSHI? - Well... You can't have it.

TAGS: sushi
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by jfilgueiras

Guest - February 26, 2009, 8:54 pm
That is freaking hilarious. 4 lions.
Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:48 pm
Jerk. Wearing that hat doesn't make you God...

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